Tamil Funny 5 sms

Unga Lover Anuppara Romantic msg a paathu Rompa Santhosa Padaathinga...
Avangalukku yaaru Anupiruppanga? Konjam Yosinga !
"NARAYANA NARAYANA" En Velai Mudinjuthu...
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Maths Teacher : Dai 18 kum 81 kum ulla difference enna da ?
Student : 18la thala thala nu irukum. 81 na thola thola nu irukum
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Mr Lix : Doctor enaku kural mattum dhaan kekudhu, mugame teriyala.
Dr : Idhumadri eppo nadakudhu?
Mr Lix : Phone la pesum pothu Doctor
Dr : ??
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Father : Unaku mapilla epadi ma irukanum?
Daughter : MONITER madiri mattama iruka kudathu, NEPOLEAN madri veerama irukanum ! XXX RUM madiri karupa iruka koodathu, WINE madiri segappa irukanum! OLD MONK madiri Kilavana irukakudathu, JOHNY WALKER madiri younga irukanum ! SARAYAM madiri erunchu vilama SCOTCH madiri softa iruanum ! 11 PM madiri late'a varama 8 PM madiri seekirama varanum!
Mukiyamana visayam mapilai thani adika koodathu !
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Person 1 : Dai Nalaiku nan cinemaku poren variya da ?
Person 2 : Mudinja varen da
Person 1 : Mudinja piragu yenda vara ? padam arambikum bothu vada
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